Dear Kindle, I’d like to formally complain. My wife used to talk to me. Now she says things like:

Dear Kindle, I’d like to formally complain. My wife used to talk to me. Now she says things like: “Just one more chapter.” “Wait, I’m at the good part.” and “Sorry, what were you saying?” She’s read by the pool. She’s read in the car. She’s read through family conversations. At this point I think the Kindle has primary custody. Please advise. Sincerely, Chad, a concerned husband. P.S. Kindle owners, tell me I’m not alone 😂 @amazonkindle @amazon