There’s two types of people who get Balinese massages… 😂 Those who want to relax and those of us w

There’s two types of people who get Balinese massages… 😂 Those who want to relax and those of us who apparently want to be physically rearranged by a tiny Balinese woman with the strength of 10 men. I don’t want gentle. I don’t want relaxing music to lull me to sleep. I want 60 minutes of questioning my life choices while simultaneously thinking this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. 🤣 And when she asks if the pressure is okay? MORE PLEASE, IBU! 🙋‍♀️ Please tell me I’m not the only one who walks out looking like they’ve been dragged through a hedge but already thinking about booking the next one? Are you team gentle and relaxing or team absolutely steamroll me? 😂